January 2012
27 posts
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Time-Honoured Tradition It May Be...
…but squash matches are no way to introduce new characters to the rasslin’ show. Really, guys… just lame.
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Ad hominem attacks tell me you are unable to argue...
littlerunnergurl: I’m going to leave this right here because the juxtaposition of the imbecilic logic in (an ironic) ad hominem attack to the original post is, in fact, priceless.  When an “opponent” proves my point through his/her infantile tantrums with words or actions, it really just makes my life so much easier. Enjoy my friends… enjoy! polar-bear: littlerunnergurl: *shrug* ...
Jan 10th
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Ad hominem attacks tell me you are unable to argue...
littlerunnergurl: *shrug* Translation: If I disagree with someone I am allowed to call them stupid and a moron and whatever else I like, but if someone does the same to me WAAAH WAAAH EVERYONE ELSE IS AN IDIOT AND WHY ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF PERFECT LITTLE ME! SCREW YOU GUYS, YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS!
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Eight
No one’s going to read it anyway, so I won’t waste my energy. Refrigerator.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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It's -14˚...
But spring is just around the corner, right? RIGHT? Just lie to me, okay?
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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FYI
I went with Magnum-Selleck moustache, and not Jesse Stone-Selleck moustache. Sometimes these decisions are so HARD.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Her: Oh, I am so STUFFED, I can't eat any more. I look like I'm pregnant. It looks like I'm having a big Chinese food baby!
Him: Well, don't tell Angelina Jolie - she'll want to adopt it.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
36 posts
Seriously...
Breaking up with someone via text message? Yeah. Douche move. Very bad behaviour. Something that guy should be held accountable for. But calling him names and assassinating his character? You people need to think about this for more than the fraction of a second you usually spend considering what you say. This was a guy that Do-over was falling for. She cared about him deeply, and invested a...
Dec 31st
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BRB
Changing the title of my tumblog to “Moo and Discover”…
Dec 29th
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Dear Intarwebs:
cwj: coyotesqrl: polar-bear: The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to know. KTHNXBAI I think ‘low and...
Dec 29th
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Dear Intarwebs:
coyotesqrl: polar-bear: The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to know. KTHNXBAI I think ‘low and behold’...
Dec 29th
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Dear Intarwebs:
The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to...
Dec 29th
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Slackers
Oh, you Americans. You have it sooooo good. Except for a few folks (like retail workers), most everything shuts down from Christmas to New Years, so you get a 9 day vacation. You have your Thanksgiving on a THURSDAY. Seriously - THURSDAY? We all know that you just do that so you can take from Wednesday until Monday off. We Canadians take proper long weekends: Thanksgiving is a Monday, so...
Dec 29th
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More Like LittleCunterGirl...
AMIRITE?
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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“Of all the “Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” Hitchens was clearly the least...”
– A lesson from Hitch: When rudeness is called for
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
“I’m Tweeting here.” Shatner kills me…
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
How come I never get THIS bus driver?
Dec 18th
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Google "Let It Snow" →
Seriously - just click the link or go do it yourself. Go on. I’ll wait for you to come back. … I KNOW, RIGHT? (Let it keep going for a bit and see what happens…)
Dec 18th
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“Before I was diagnosed with esophageal cancer a year and a half ago, I rather...”
– Christopher Hitchens Takes on Nietzsche: Am I Really Stronger? This essay is worth reading, although it will sadden you in the light of recent events.
Dec 16th
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“Survived by his second wife, author Carol Blue, and by his three children...”
– Christopher Hitchens, militant pundit, dies at 62  I’m absolutely heartbroken right now. I have no words.
Dec 16th
I used to be a Tumblr like you. Then I took an...
You know what, Tumblr? That’s at least the 3rd reply today you have eaten. I’m tired of you eating my stuff. I don’t have the energy to rewrite it. You suck.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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“You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Did You Know?
There are great tits in the gardens of Europe. #no_context
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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The Best Way For Me To Stay Awake...
…Is to really TRY to go to sleep. The best way for me to fall asleep is to really, desperately want to stay awake. YMMV. No Purchase Necessary. Void Where Prohibited.
Dec 12th
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therealcherilyn replied to your video: This bird is amazing. He’s the Michael Winslow of… dood.. is that real? seriously awesome! They’re real, and they’re SPECTACULAR SUPERB!
Dec 12th