February 2012
10 posts
Feb 11th
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Feb 6th
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Sorry.
I thought we were an IT Crowd.
Feb 6th
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Superb Owls
I didn’t care much - I haven’t watched the big game consistently for years. But then She Who Must Be Obeyed started talking about the game a few days ago, and how she wanted to watch it. She wanted me to explain the rules of football and all sorts of details. I thought, hey, I can do that… it will be fun. And they’re streaming it online and showing all the commercials,...
Feb 5th
5 notes
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Feb 4th
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5 tags
Feb 3rd
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5 tags
Feb 2nd
10 notes
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Feb 2nd
81 notes
January 2012
28 posts
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Time-Honoured Tradition It May Be...
…but squash matches are no way to introduce new characters to the rasslin’ show. Really, guys… just lame.
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
1 note
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
Ad hominem attacks tell me you are unable to argue...
littlerunnergurl: I’m going to leave this right here because the juxtaposition of the imbecilic logic in (an ironic) ad hominem attack to the original post is, in fact, priceless.  When an “opponent” proves my point through his/her infantile tantrums with words or actions, it really just makes my life so much easier. Enjoy my friends… enjoy! polar-bear: littlerunnergurl: *shrug* ...
Jan 10th
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Ad hominem attacks tell me you are unable to argue...
littlerunnergurl: *shrug* Translation: If I disagree with someone I am allowed to call them stupid and a moron and whatever else I like, but if someone does the same to me WAAAH WAAAH EVERYONE ELSE IS AN IDIOT AND WHY ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF PERFECT LITTLE ME! SCREW YOU GUYS, YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS!
Jan 9th
31 notes
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Eight
No one’s going to read it anyway, so I won’t waste my energy. Refrigerator.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
1 tag
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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It's -14˚...
But spring is just around the corner, right? RIGHT? Just lie to me, okay?
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
8 notes
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FYI
I went with Magnum-Selleck moustache, and not Jesse Stone-Selleck moustache. Sometimes these decisions are so HARD.
Jan 2nd
3 tags
Jan 2nd
25 notes
Her: Oh, I am so STUFFED, I can't eat any more. I look like I'm pregnant. It looks like I'm having a big Chinese food baby!
Him: Well, don't tell Angelina Jolie - she'll want to adopt it.
Jan 1st
19 notes
December 2011
36 posts
Seriously...
Breaking up with someone via text message? Yeah. Douche move. Very bad behaviour. Something that guy should be held accountable for. But calling him names and assassinating his character? You people need to think about this for more than the fraction of a second you usually spend considering what you say. This was a guy that Do-over was falling for. She cared about him deeply, and invested a...
Dec 31st
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BRB
Changing the title of my tumblog to “Moo and Discover”…
Dec 29th
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Dear Intarwebs:
cwj: coyotesqrl: polar-bear: The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to know. KTHNXBAI I think ‘low and...
Dec 29th
18 notes
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Dear Intarwebs:
coyotesqrl: polar-bear: The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to know. KTHNXBAI I think ‘low and behold’...
Dec 29th
18 notes
2 tags
Dear Intarwebs:
The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to...
Dec 29th
18 notes
1 tag
Slackers
Oh, you Americans. You have it sooooo good. Except for a few folks (like retail workers), most everything shuts down from Christmas to New Years, so you get a 9 day vacation. You have your Thanksgiving on a THURSDAY. Seriously - THURSDAY? We all know that you just do that so you can take from Wednesday until Monday off. We Canadians take proper long weekends: Thanksgiving is a Monday, so...
Dec 29th
More Like LittleCunterGirl...
AMIRITE?
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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“Of all the “Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” Hitchens was clearly the least...”
– A lesson from Hitch: When rudeness is called for
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
“I’m Tweeting here.” Shatner kills me…
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
How come I never get THIS bus driver?
Dec 18th
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Google "Let It Snow" →
Seriously - just click the link or go do it yourself. Go on. I’ll wait for you to come back. … I KNOW, RIGHT? (Let it keep going for a bit and see what happens…)
Dec 18th
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