January 2011
172 posts
Jerk_Dently: Is it wrong that I'm hoping at 12:05... →
Jerk_Dently: Is it wrong that I’m hoping at 12:05 to hear the quote “God as my witness, I thought Snookis could fly…”
December 2010
51 posts
Jerk_Dently: Dear Women of Porn;
When you get... →
Jerk_Dently: Dear Women of Porn; When you get that big paycheque, don’t get a boob job right away. Fix your damn crooked teeth first. Seriously! Ewww
Jerk_Dently: Am I the only one who finds it spooky... →
Jerk_Dently: Am I the only one who finds it spooky that Bony M frontman Bobby Farrell died today-the same day as Rasputin was killed in 1916? RahRahWTF!?
Jerk_Dently: Judging by my response when most... →
Jerk_Dently: Judging by my response when most people ask me to read them, they should have been called “blarg”s.
There are three words, and three words only, in...
xntrek:
clapifyoulikeme:
Can anyone but Gwyn name them for me please?
I have no idea, but let me ask the locally dwelling dwindling dwarf …
What?
Don’t be a dweeb.
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Jerk_Dently: This version of Firefox has so many... →
Jerk_Dently: This version of Firefox has so many memory leaks I believe it may have been designed by cheesemakers in Switzerland.
Mmmmmmm...
I just ate an oatmeal cookie with a raisin in it.
Out of curiosity, I looked up the government standard for food contamination. There are all sorts of things that people would get freaked out by if they realized they were in their food (and this doesn’t apply to processed foods only, it also applies to fresh vegetables and the like). Things like rodent hair, insect parts and feces and such...
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This isn’t an example of why the human race is fantastic.
I’ll give you a hint what it IS, though.
It starts with B.
And ends with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Jerk_Dently: Watching the end of CE3K... who knew... →
Jerk_Dently: Watching the end of CE3K… who knew in 1977 we’d communicate with aliens through Rock Band 3?
Pass the mashed potatoes, please…
CE3K - Finally!
One of the first movies I bought after I got a Blu-ray player 6 months ago was the Close Encounters of the Third Kind 30th Anniversary Ultimate Collectors Edition. It was another of those irresistible awesome deals - I think it was $9.
It has 3 editions - the original, a “Special Edition”, and a 1997 Director’s Cut. Plus, a book, and just about every other thing ever made to do...
Yeah, I Graduated From Kindergarten – Didn’t You? →
Probably the links don’t work any more, and some info is more than 5 years old…
But this is my old rant about scrapbooking, because Rilliebear told me to put it up.
Not sure why…
nodouchebag101:
I had to reblog this, I think it’s great. This is what scrapbooking should be. I love scrapbooking, don’t get me wrong but lately. Meh, If you buy the magazines and read scrapbookers blogs, it gets irritating. They refer to the latest products as “yummy, delicious, scrumptious” I don’t know about you but the last time I used those adjectives was when I was fucking eating,...
Now I'm all deep n' shit
nodouchebag101:
We just went out for dinner. The boy cried he didn’t want to go. I told him we all wanted to go and he was the only who didn’t, so we were going anyway. Then I added “the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few”. Now hubs thinks I’m all deep and insightful. Fascinating.
To get the measure of irritation I have with typos, I had to reblog this because I missed the...
RillieBear-Your sexy, lovable littl...oh look... →
rilliebear:
taoistsoul replied to your photo: look what I bought tonight :D well actualy, hubby…
No offense, but that’s four of the worst movies ever made!!
no offence taken,since everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
But that’s four movies for 10 dollars, and it is mindless “don’t…
4 of the worst movies ever made huh?
Not that I consider critics the be all and end all, but...
QWOP →
Probably late to the meme on this, but if this isn’t the hardest game ever, I’ll eat my shorts*.
*My choice of which shorts, which will probably be the ones made from that fruit roll-up stuff used to make edible underwear. Void where prohibited. Some exceptions apply. Offer valid in Iceland only.
I Suck at Pro Mode in Rock Band 3
IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
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Jerk_Dently: They gave me this medicine for... →
Jerk_Dently: They gave me this medicine for schizophrenia, but the voices in my head tell me not to be ridiculous and that I don’t need it.
Jerk_Dently: For the first time, I played through... →
Jerk_Dently: For the first time, I played through Portal yesterday. I just learned who Shaun the Sheep and Garfunkel & Oates are. Yes, I DO live in 2007.
Bookworm →
Jerk_Dently: Bought tickets for midnight Tron... →
Jerk_Dently: Bought tickets for midnight Tron Legacy show. Got the cool 3D glasses; now shopping for pocket protector & white tape to complete nerd suit.
Jerk_Dently: Phrases I never thought I'd read:... →
Jerk_Dently: Phrases I never thought I’d read: “Robonaut Hand Koozie” - thanks NASA!
“From the trailer, it looks like it’s about four couples (including one...”
– I need Davio1962 to verify that this is true: http://gawker.com/5713468/
Jerk_Dently: It's hard on the outside with... →
Jerk_Dently: It’s hard on the outside with something gooey and sticky inside - and I’m not talking about a Dalek. #doctorwhophemisms
Jerk_Dently: Man, I'd sure like to go for a swim... →
Jerk_Dently: Man, I’d sure like to go for a swim in Amy’s Pond. #doctorwhophemisms
“Taylor Hackford, the president of the Directors Guild of America, has called...”
– http://www.studiobriefing.net/2010/12/directors-guild-president-calls-google-enabler-of-piracy/
How is it that someone so incredibly STUPID gets to be the head of a major organization like the Director’s Guild?
Hey - asshole - did you also know that Google lets people find information about...
listening to "Barenaked Ladies - One Week (The... →
It’s been One Week since I’ve slept more than 3 hours in a row, so I can understand this song now.