December 2011
36 posts
Seriously...
Breaking up with someone via text message? Yeah. Douche move. Very bad behaviour. Something that guy should be held accountable for. But calling him names and assassinating his character? You people need to think about this for more than the fraction of a second you usually spend considering what you say. This was a guy that Do-over was falling for. She cared about him deeply, and invested a...
Dec 31st
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BRB
Changing the title of my tumblog to “Moo and Discover”…
Dec 29th
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Dear Intarwebs:
cwj: coyotesqrl: polar-bear: The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to know. KTHNXBAI I think ‘low and...
Dec 29th
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Dear Intarwebs:
coyotesqrl: polar-bear: The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to know. KTHNXBAI I think ‘low and behold’...
Dec 29th
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Dear Intarwebs:
The phrase you are looking for is “lo and behold” - it’s not “low”. The lo is a shortening of the Middle English word “loke”, which means look. This allows the expression to actually make sense, as in “look and see”, not some kind of gibberish nonsense like “below the general level and observe”. Just thought you might want to...
Dec 29th
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Slackers
Oh, you Americans. You have it sooooo good. Except for a few folks (like retail workers), most everything shuts down from Christmas to New Years, so you get a 9 day vacation. You have your Thanksgiving on a THURSDAY. Seriously - THURSDAY? We all know that you just do that so you can take from Wednesday until Monday off. We Canadians take proper long weekends: Thanksgiving is a Monday, so...
Dec 29th
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More Like LittleCunterGirl...
AMIRITE?
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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“Of all the “Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” Hitchens was clearly the least...”
– A lesson from Hitch: When rudeness is called for
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
“I’m Tweeting here.” Shatner kills me…
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
How come I never get THIS bus driver?
Dec 18th
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Google "Let It Snow" →
Seriously - just click the link or go do it yourself. Go on. I’ll wait for you to come back. … I KNOW, RIGHT? (Let it keep going for a bit and see what happens…)
Dec 18th
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“Before I was diagnosed with esophageal cancer a year and a half ago, I rather...”
– Christopher Hitchens Takes on Nietzsche: Am I Really Stronger? This essay is worth reading, although it will sadden you in the light of recent events.
Dec 16th
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“Survived by his second wife, author Carol Blue, and by his three children...”
– Christopher Hitchens, militant pundit, dies at 62  I’m absolutely heartbroken right now. I have no words.
Dec 16th
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I used to be a Tumblr like you. Then I took an...
You know what, Tumblr? That’s at least the 3rd reply today you have eaten. I’m tired of you eating my stuff. I don’t have the energy to rewrite it. You suck.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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“You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Did You Know?
There are great tits in the gardens of Europe. #no_context
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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The Best Way For Me To Stay Awake...
…Is to really TRY to go to sleep. The best way for me to fall asleep is to really, desperately want to stay awake. YMMV. No Purchase Necessary. Void Where Prohibited.
Dec 12th
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therealcherilyn replied to your video: This bird is amazing. He’s the Michael Winslow of… dood.. is that real? seriously awesome! They’re real, and they’re SPECTACULAR SUPERB!
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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therealcherilyn: 17 is staying the night at my sister’s.  my husband is leaving for his company givemeshitmas party in an hour and i will have the house to myself.  TO MYSELF, DO YOU HEAR ME?! i will have some wine and watch *easy a* porn.  Fixed that for ya…
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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sarahcindalea: I’m going to start posting huge shlongs for my amusement. Hold onto your hats. You were warned. DAMMIT RILLIEBEAR. I told you to stop sending picks of my dick to our friends!
Dec 7th
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“The makeup of the yet-to-be-named four conferences is as follows: * New Jersey,...”
– NHL Governors adopt radical four-conference realignment plan Erm… this seems a bit odd to me, as much as I like the idea of making a big change based on Winnipeg’s move… Putting the Florida teams in the same conference as the Leafs gives a great opportunity to build on that...
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 2nd
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