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do-over: questionableadvice: ~ Etiquette; Or, A Guide To The Usages of Society, by Count Alfred D’Orsay, 1843 ARB for a plebe reference. Fuck you, Melba toast, you plebeian shit shingles.

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questionableadvice:

~ Etiquette; Or, A Guide To The Usages of Society, by Count Alfred D’Orsay, 1843

ARB for a plebe reference.

Fuck you, Melba toast, you plebeian shit shingles.

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    Is it sad that I’m reblogging this for the word ‘plebeian’?
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    “There is nothing more plebeian than thin bread at dinner.”
  10. geekgirlsmash reblogged this from blueandbluer and added:
    There are three things that should never been eaten in moderation: Potatoes, pasta, and bread. The bigger the better.
  11. blueandbluer reblogged this from themoderatelyambitiousscientist and added:
    I think there’s a small range between “thin” and AN INCH AND A HALF, though. I mean, that’s a mighty fucking hunk of...
  12. themoderatelyambitiousscientist reblogged this from blueandbluer and added:
    Thin bread can barely be used to wipe your tears away when you cry because someone served you thin bread.
  13. blueandbluer reblogged this from geekgirlsmash and added:
    No, there’s nothing more “plebian” than giving your guests GIANT SLICES OF BREAD so you can cheap out on serving them...
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    gentle reminder for your holiday meals, ladies.
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    “…it should never be cut less than an inch AND A HALF thick.” Got that, Scifitwin? ;)
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    “… there is nothing more plebeian than thin bread at dinner.” i agree.
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