Polarizing Sarcasm

littlerunnergurl:

I’m going to leave this right here because the juxtaposition of the imbecilic logic in (an ironic) ad hominem attack to the original post is, in fact, priceless.  When an “opponent” proves my point through his/her infantile tantrums with words or actions, it really just makes my life so much easier.

Enjoy my friends… enjoy!

polar-bear:

littlerunnergurl:

*shrug*

Translation:
If I disagree with someone I am allowed to call them stupid and a moron and whatever else I like, but if someone does the same to me WAAAH WAAAH EVERYONE ELSE IS AN IDIOT AND WHY ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF PERFECT LITTLE ME! SCREW YOU GUYS, YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS!

Imbecilic logic! So awesome. Doesn’t she know some really BIG words?

I’d like to say her world is going to be shattered when she discovers she isn’t the towering intellect she thinks she is, but I’m pretty sure she isn’t smart enough to work it out for herself or recognize the evidence.

I love the arrogance. It’s incredible to me that someone can hang out around these parts, saying the things she says and behaving the way she does and still have admirers. All those of you who think she’s getting the best of ANYONE simply don’t realize that all she is saying (while consulting a thesaurus) is “Nah, nah, you’re all dumb and I’m the smartest person in the world.” Just wait until the time when YOU disagree with her, admirers. She’ll (in her own mind) eat you alive, too.

I’m just smiling that a sad, lonely, angry middle-aged busted-face hag who rages at every paranoid, imagined slight the world gives her can have friends, too. Isn’t it refreshing that we’re such an accepting community?

Oh, sorry, did I say that out loud?

Look, you pustulent harridan:you mess with my family, you make an enemy for life. The fact that your social skills are so staggeringly pathetic that you aren’t capable as coming off as anything BUT a conceited twatwaffle just makes you easier to dismiss. I’m certainly not going to “debate” someone whose first (and only) line of defence is to tell everyone who disagrees that they’re wrong and stupid. The fact that you don’t even understand what an “ad hominem” attack is when you do it yourself makes you unworthy of anything BUT ad hominem attacks in response.

I’d call you a bitch, but you’d wear it as a badge of honour because to you it’s evidence that you’re successfully hiding that wounded little animal inside that makes you lash out irrationally at anyone that might contradict your staggeringly stunted world view.

Oh, and good luck with that dating checklist thing. I can tell you belong on the market. You’re PERFECT!