Sorta writer, sorta photographer, sorta gamer, sorta jokester perfecting the art of saying nothing at all in as many words as possible.I can be snarky. If you can’t take it, suck it up, buttercup. My Aboot Moi page has more detail. Not my favourite way of describing it, but I’m a Spoonie.Tumblr (3.0; @polar-bear)http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Cp5FAbJvUEY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is great if you’re shitty at golf.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/50447108541http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/50447108541Tue, 14 May 2013 17:53:41 -0400WTF?potty putterWhen the Star Trek reboot came out in 2009, it drove me crazy that so many people seemed to be...http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/50440256299http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/50440256299Tue, 14 May 2013 16:20:43 -0400star trekinto darknessimaxA few minutes later I remembered that Roger Ebert died yesterday, and the world seemed like a little...http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/47199512523http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/47199512523Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:38:42 -0400fuckcancerroger ebertrogerebert<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7d7eafc77e7f4978124214abba322d2/tumblr_mkr119gVrg1qze8aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You will be missed, <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2013/04/04/roger-ebert-obit.html" target="_blank">Roger</a>.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/47132817545http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/47132817545Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:01:00 -0400roger ebertcancerfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckcancer“You’re going to have to do something you don’t want to do. You’re going to...http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/47080434850http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/47080434850Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:24:00 -0400star trekborgbest of both worldssttngstar trek the next generation<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e69e9d2d60099bcd97dda43c012c7da/tumblr_mk0ydfWgnF1qz9bu3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Where people actually live?</p> <blockquote> <p>After leaving Star Trek, Wheaton moved to <em><strong>Topeka, Kansas</strong></em>, to work for NewTek, where he helped to develop the Video Toaster 4000, doing product testing and quality control.</p> <p>-<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil_Wheaton" target="_blank">Wil Wheaton</a>, Wikipedia</p> </blockquote> <p>Ironic irony is ironic.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45930032225http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45930032225Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:44:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d6e8b2f83c704d516c6a3ca4a291836/tumblr_mjavjj8NSm1s14aeuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://star-wars-daily.tumblr.com/post/44792956838/http-star-wars-daily-tumblr-com" target="_blank">star-wars-daily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://star-wars-daily.tumblr.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://star-wars-daily.tumblr.com" target="_blank">http://star-wars-daily.tumblr.com</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>IT’S A TRAP!</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45929687566http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45929687566Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:39:40 -0400star warsvader<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RrhdR0G2PQ0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>That egg thing? Total bowl sheep.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45846259923http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45846259923Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:08:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef260ac54dfbc063926d090307af11e6/tumblr_mjo8fdarjY1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And, of course, someone will do something implausibly stupid in each of those episodes, too.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45406654826http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45406654826Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:59:24 -0400the walking dead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/34c50fb0868604439dbe2b9e765f59b0/tumblr_mjkq284VB01qze8aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think this suits all the themes of Easter perfectly… the day when bunnies rise from the dead!</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45241507137http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45241507137Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:00:29 -0400easterbunnybunnieszombiesholiday of the undead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ae990d5bb31639a00df63f222052303/tumblr_mjktwulM2P1qze8aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PROTIP: How to troll at the doctor’s office.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45237305269http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45237305269Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:08:41 -0400ocdIt was one year ago today that I lost one of my oldest friends to esophogeal cancer. I’ve spent a...http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45221663196http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/45221663196Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:55:06 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xITL62e2u-4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Cats can really be dicks when they want to be.</p> <p>Don’t be a dick, kitty.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/44877451350http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/44877451350Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:03:30 -0500catToday, Hugo Chavez died, aged 58. Also, Paul Bearer (the Wrestling manager of the Undertaker, Kane...http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/44696405162http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/44696405162Wed, 06 Mar 2013 03:36:29 -0500paul bearerhugo chavezwwe<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kwAKxED4uTs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0#t=2s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Harlem Shake is over. Move along now.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43897171706http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43897171706Sun, 24 Feb 2013 11:00:11 -0500legoavengers<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NjCwy5Ybuek?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Every now and then, I am unexpectedly completely blown away by something I stumble across on the intarwebs.</p> <p>This is one of those times.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43789363173http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43789363173Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:33:01 -0500dale earnhardt jr jrhigher lovecoverFUPA: Fat Upper Pubic Area So&#8230; I like that you all call each other fat. It&#8217;s like black...http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43531616327http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43531616327Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:58:00 -0500more like fredassholus rex amirite?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a72efa488a35706eb450c3de5aa3a7c1/tumblr_mig5jhpuLK1qze8aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Might be getting a bit punchy from watching TOS…</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43455855025http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/43455855025Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:57:17 -0500star trekkirknomadthe changeling<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/223696e944e49ed8735cf89a2d13843e/tumblr_mhpeqqu3Ih1qzlrmoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/42413377759/kwmurphy-higregjohnson-greg-johnson-how" target="_blank">polar-bear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kwmurphy.tumblr.com/post/42390699616/higregjohnson-greg-johnson-how-can-you-not" target="_blank">kwmurphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com/post/42368100652/greg-johnson" target="_blank">higregjohnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Greg Johnson</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>How can you not love this.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Star Wars: A New Hope</strong> - Following the  murder of his adoptive parents, an orphan leaves his desert home to assist terrorists attempting to destroy a government installation.<br/><br/><strong>Raiders of the Lost Ark</strong> - An archaeologist destroys multiple historical sites while attempting to illegally obtain a religious artifact.</p> </blockquote> <p>What? No one else is going to do their own?</p> <p><strong>The Little Mermaid</strong> - A young girl suffering body dysmorphic disorder seeks to alter her appearance in order to impress a man from a different culture.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/42417700961http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/42417700961Wed, 06 Feb 2013 02:39:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/223696e944e49ed8735cf89a2d13843e/tumblr_mhpeqqu3Ih1qzlrmoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kwmurphy.tumblr.com/post/42390699616/higregjohnson-greg-johnson-how-can-you-not" target="_blank">kwmurphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com/post/42368100652/greg-johnson" target="_blank">higregjohnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Greg Johnson</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>How can you not love this.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Star Wars: A New Hope</strong> - Following the  murder of his adoptive parents, an orphan leaves his desert home to assist terrorists attempting to destroy a government installation.<br/><br/><strong>Raiders of the Lost Ark</strong> - An archaeologist destroys multiple historical sites while attempting to illegally obtain a religious artifact.</p>http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/42413377759http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/post/42413377759Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:53:30 -0500